Moments of kindness and reconciliation are worth having, even if the parting has to come sooner or later.
Author: Alice Munro

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
Author: P. J. Plauger

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Author: Russell Baker

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Author: Sinclair Lewis

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Author: Oscar Wilde

How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
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Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
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