Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Author: Robert Orben

Radio provides a place for me to not be alone. I still subscribe to the idea that I listen to a DJ because I care about what he or she thinks. I don't like to just hear my own voice."
Author: Celia Hirschman

Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.
Author: Sophocles

Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Author: Sir Arthur Helps

Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
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Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.
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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
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