Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Public confidence in the integrity of the Government is indispensable to faith in democracy; and when we lose faith in the system, we have lost faith in everything we fight and spend for.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.
Author: Norman Douglas

Question how much freedom your path affords you. Be utterly ruthless about it. It's your freedom that will get you to where you want to go.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader,
Author: Henry W. Fowler

An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah!" he said. "We're right over my homeland." "How can you tell?" asked the American. "I can feel the cold air." he replied. A few hours later the African man put his hand through the clouds. "Aah we're right over my homeland." he said. "How do you know that?" asked the Russian. "I can feel the heat of the desert." Several more hours later the American put his hand through the clouds. "Aah, we're right over New York." The Russian and the African were amazed. "How do you know all of that?" they exclaimed. The American pulled his hand up. "My watch is missing."
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Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o
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