Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Author: Bible

It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Author: Bishop Richard Cumberland

Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in y
Author: Tryon Edwards

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Author: Dan Quayle

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
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Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
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Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
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A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!
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