People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Author: George Orwell

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.
Author: Simeon Strunsky

People without an internalized symbolic system can all too easily become captives of the media.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes