People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Author: Russell Baker

Moments of kindness and reconciliation are worth having, even if the parting has to come sooner or later.
Author: Alice Munro

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
Author: P. J. Plauger

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Author: Russell Baker

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Author: Sinclair Lewis

Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes