Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Author: Cullen Hightower

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.
Author: Lee Iacocca

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.
Author: Robert Heinlein

People who learn to control inner experience will be able to determine the quality of their lives, which is as close as any of us can come to being happy.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes