Practice, the master of all things.
Author: Augustus Octavius

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Author: George Burns

Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain; the former vexes you for a time; the latter will bring you lasting remorse.
Author: Chilo

Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Author: Ogden Nash

Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes