Put yourself on view. This brings your talents to light.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.
Author: Bible

Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
Author: Petrarch

I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
Author: Og Mandino

Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
Author: Jean Baptiste Rousseau

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you lived here all your life, Sir?" asked the American. "Not yet, m'dear," said the farmer wisely.
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Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"
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Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
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