How long halt ye between two opinions?
Author: Bible

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
Author: Brendan Francis

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Author: Ogden Nash

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Author: Leo J. Burke

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
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What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.
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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
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What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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