People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
Author: Frederick Douglass

My Karma ran over your dogma.
Author: Unknown

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Author: George Orwell

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes