Best quotes to send by SMS

I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle
People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it.
The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Author: Hugh Macleod
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France
The best jokes to send by SMS

How did the Chihuahua disappear
on the road?
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind
of pants do you buy for your pet
Chihuahua?
Shorts!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky
husky !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A
bearded collie!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes