Best quotes to send by SMS
Anna Freud I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud

Logan Pearsall Smith People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Dan Quayle People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle

Hugh Macleod People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it. The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Anatole France People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
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Dog jokes What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!
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Dog jokes What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
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Dog jokes What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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Dog jokes What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
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