People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Author: Margaret Cho

People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
Author: Frederick Douglass

My Karma ran over your dogma.
Author: Unknown

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Author: George Orwell

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes