Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
Author: Quintilian

Praise the young and they will flourish.
Author: Irish Proverb

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes