Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
Author: Lady Duff-Gordon

Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Author: Robert Orben

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, "Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." The Cuban waiter replies, "We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be done to me too!"
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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.
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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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