If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.
Author: Solon

Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
Author: Pythagoras

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Author: Sir Richard Steele

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
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Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."
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