Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes