I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.
Author: Joseph Sobran

Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes