Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.
Author: Edmund Burke

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me nave or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Author: Anas Nin

Practice, the master of all things.
Author: Augustus Octavius

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Author: George Burns

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes