Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
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Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes