Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
Author: Quintilian

Praise the young and they will flourish.
Author: Irish Proverb

Pride sullies the noblest character.
Author: Claudianus

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes