Best quotes to send by SMS
Ernest Benn Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

James Madison I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison

Heywood Broun Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun

John Lehman Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman

Titus Maccius Plautus Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
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Elephant jokes What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
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Elephant jokes What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
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Elephant jokes What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
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Elephant jokes What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
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