Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson

No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes