Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.
Author: Edmund Burke

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes