Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.
Author: Joseph Sobran

I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Author: Leontyne Price

Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes