Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.
Author: Solon

Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
Author: Pythagoras

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Author: Sir Richard Steele

I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
Author: Monica Baldwin

Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."
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Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes