Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman

Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes