Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
Author: William Shakespeare

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes