Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.
Author: Edmund Burke

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me nave or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Author: Anas Nin

Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes