Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson

No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI

Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Author: George Colman

Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.
Author: Epictetus

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !
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What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes