Best quotes to send by SMS
Norman Douglas If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

Mao Tse-Tung Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

Colley Cibber Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

Eric Hoffer Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Quintilian It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
Author: Quintilian

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
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Elephant jokes Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
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