Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Author: Ruben Studdard

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes