Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol

Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes