Best quotes to send by SMS
Jonathan Kozol Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol

H. L. Mencken Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

T. S. Eliot Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

G. K. Chesterton Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Nikita Khrushchev Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
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Easter jokes How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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Elephant jokes Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
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Elephant jokes What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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Elephant jokes What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
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