Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Titus Maccius Plautus No man is wise enough by himself.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Bible Physician, heal thyself.
Author: Bible

Don Marquis Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Author: Don Marquis

Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
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Easter jokes What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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Easter jokes Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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Easter jokes Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
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Easter jokes What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
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