Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
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