Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes