Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
Author: Quintilian

Praise the young and they will flourish.
Author: Irish Proverb

Pride sullies the noblest character.
Author: Claudianus

Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.
Author: Francis Marion

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes