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H. L. Mencken Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

T. S. Eliot Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

G. K. Chesterton Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Nikita Khrushchev Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Ernest Benn Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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Elephant jokes What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
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Elephant jokes What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
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Elephant jokes What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
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Elephant jokes What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
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