I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Author: Leontyne Price

Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
Author: Hippocrates

If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system.
Author: Stuart Stevens

Man is by nature a political animal.
Author: Aristotle

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes