Best quotes to send by SMS

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Author: George Jean Nathan
Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Author: Lawana Blackwell
Peace is costly, but it is worth the expense.
Author: Kenyan Proverb
People are fond of spouting out the old clich about how Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. Somehow his example serves to justify to us, decades later, that there is somehow merit in utter failure.
Perhaps, but the man did commit suicide.
Author: Hugh Macleod
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the dog do when the panhandler
put
the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the dog take when he was run down?
The
license number of the car that hit him.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is a baseball dog?
One that chases
fowls.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the difference between a dog and
a
mailbox?
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What should you do if you see a vicious
dog?
Hope he doesn't see you.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes