Best quotes to send by SMS
George Jean Nathan Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Lawana Blackwell Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Kenyan Proverb Peace is costly, but it is worth the expense.
Author: Kenyan Proverb

Hugh Macleod People are fond of spouting out the old clich about how Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. Somehow his example serves to justify to us, decades later, that there is somehow merit in utter failure. Perhaps, but the man did commit suicide.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Soren Kierkegaard People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.
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Dog jokes What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
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Dog jokes What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.
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Dog jokes What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
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Dog jokes What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.
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