It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
Author: Quintilian

Praise the young and they will flourish.
Author: Irish Proverb

Pride sullies the noblest character.
Author: Claudianus

Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.
Author: Francis Marion

Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Author: Bible

Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes