Best quotes to send by SMS
Nickolas Muray Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray

Aristotle Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle

Friedrich Nietzsche Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Edith Sitwell Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Thomas Sowell Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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Easter jokes How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
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Easter jokes What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
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Easter jokes Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Elephant jokes What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
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