No man is wise enough by himself.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Physician, heal thyself.
Author: Bible

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Author: Don Marquis

Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus

Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
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