Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes