Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous
Author: Samuel Johnson

Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Author: Samuel Butler

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.
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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
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