Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman

Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Praise youth and it will prosper.
Author: Irish Proverb

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Author: Niels Bohr

What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes