If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
Author: Quintilian

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes