Best quotes to send by SMS
Aristotle Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle

Friedrich Nietzsche Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Edith Sitwell Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Thomas Sowell Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell

Arthur C. Clarke Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
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Easter jokes Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Elephant jokes What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
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Elephant jokes What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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Elephant jokes What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
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