Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Ingersoll In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Richard Baxter In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter

Sylvia Plath I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
Author: Sylvia Plath

Baruch Spinoza Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

Elizabeth Moon People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !
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Dog jokes Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
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Dog jokes How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.
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Dog jokes How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
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Dog jokes What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.
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