Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.
Author: Joseph Sobran

I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Author: Leontyne Price

Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
Author: Hippocrates

If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
Author: Peter McWilliams

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes